snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

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baebees:

baebees:

Im in lidl and i just picked up a really manky bunch of bananas to look at it and a man came up behind me and whispered “glad my banana doesnt look like that” right in my ear and now im hiding in the bread section

This man has now stolen something from lidl and they are chasing him down the street

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blueflight:

[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]

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galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

image

image

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officialswornin:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

officialswornin:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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tentakewl:

when your family makes fun of something you’re passionate about and then claim they were ‘just teasing’ image

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watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

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We are not staying at Moe’s.Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.And she’s a mean drunk.

We are not staying at Moe’s.
Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes.
And she’s a mean drunk.

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jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

image

what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

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disney-musical-lover-8948:

Six complaints to the BBC about last Saturday’s same-sex kiss on Doctor Who.

Over eight hundred complaints about the Great British Bake Off’s baked Alaska scandal.

I love this country.

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nationinthedesert:

people who write gorgeous metaphors and make comparisons

and i’m like

"he walked forward and got there."

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sluttiestkitten:

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

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pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

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