leomaros:

Grandparents

leomaros:

Grandparents

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quantumkaworu:

I like how women’s hair dye is like GET RID OF ALL GREY YOU OLD HAG and men’s is like yeah you can choose how much grey you want it makes you look wise

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thefactsworld:

When a bee mates with a queen, its ejaculation is so powerful that it is audible by the human ear.
source

thefactsworld:

When a bee mates with a queen, its ejaculation is so powerful that it is audible by the human ear.

source

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

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bamyasi:

but you are an entire universe and i am a bigger cooler universe where everyone skateboards

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xylodemon:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died

xylodemon:

aceofheartsu:

I CANT BREATHE

if i ever stop reblogging this, just assume I’ve died

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naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage

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relahvant:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

So it’s real

relahvant:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

So it’s real

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completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

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graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

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